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Blue Q Gum I'm a Girl What's your Super Power?
Blue Q Gum I'm a Girl What's your Super Power?

Blue Q Gum I'm a Girl What's your Super Power?

$2.19

Chew one after breakfast for a extra boost. Chew eight after lunch for world domination. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1068


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Blue Q Gum Ask Your Doctor if Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You

Blue Q Gum Ask Your Doctor if Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You

$2.99

Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1091 


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Blue Q Gum Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home
Blue Q Gum Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home

Blue Q Gum Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home

$2.19

It's not really drinking alone if the cat is home. 8 Pieces of mint gum FS1063


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Blue Q Gum Fuck Me Like The Government

Blue Q Gum Fuck Me Like The Government

$2.99

I won't judge your turn-ons if you don't judge mine, k? 8 pieces of candy-coated, peppermint-flavored gum in each box. FS1061


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Blue Q I'm A Fucking Flower Hand Cream Jasmine with Orange Peel and Pear

Blue Q I'm A Fucking Flower Hand Cream Jasmine with Orange Peel and Pear

$12.99

Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Jasmine with orange peel & pear. 2 oz./60 ml QQ274


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Blue Q Gum Whoops I Peed

Blue Q Gum Whoops I Peed

$2.99

Pelvic floor dysfunction is real and not something to joke about. Unless you're wearing a diaper. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1088


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Blue Q Gum Talk To My Dog

Blue Q Gum Talk To My Dog

$2.99

It's funny, because it's the truest thing that's ever been said about me on a box of gum. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1086


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Blue Q Gum I'm So High.

Blue Q Gum I'm So High.

$2.99

I heard that it's super easy to get a medical marijuana prescription when you're a sloth. 8 pieces of candy-coated, peppermint-flavored gum in each box. FS1069


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Blue Q Gum Certified Pain In The Ass

Blue Q Gum Certified Pain In The Ass

$2.99

Just like one of those framed diplomas in your doctor's office, but more hand-out-able. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box. FS1065


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Blue Q Gum Are Chill Pills Real

Blue Q Gum Are Chill Pills Real

$2.99

Looks like it's your lucky day, because they do and you can! But you need to know someone who has an in. Do you know someone who has an in? 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1076


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Blue Q Gum I'm Not Shaving For This.
Blue Q Gum I'm Not Shaving For This.

Blue Q Gum I'm Not Shaving For This.

$2.99

Mermaids: they're just like us. By which I mean, they prioritize. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box FS1066


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Blue Q Womens Ankle Socks My Filter Needs To Be Replaced
Blue Q Womens Ankle Socks My Filter Needs To Be Replaced

Blue Q Womens Ankle Socks My Filter Needs To Be Replaced

$12.99

I mean, I could probably make it another hundred miles... it's risky, but I'm gonna chance it. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 1% spandex. SW648


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