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Blue Q Gum Am I Tired Or Dying

Blue Q Gum Am I Tired Or Dying

$2.99

Am I Tired Or Dying Gum 8 Pieces of Mint Gum  FS1094


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Blue Q Gum Sports:

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$2.99
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Blue Q Gum Sports:

$2.99

Sports: Only One Team Will Win, But We're All Gonna Die Eventually Anyway... 8 Piece Of Fruit Flavored Gum  FS1094


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Blue Q Gum Go Away I'm Introverting

Blue Q Gum Go Away I'm Introverting

$2.99

Yes, even you. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1078


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Blue Q Gum Pervert.
Blue Q Gum Pervert.

Blue Q Gum Pervert.

$2.19

Pervert.8 Piece Of Fruit Flavored Gum 


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Blue Q Gum People to Meet Dogs

Blue Q Gum People to Meet Dogs

$2.99

Not a dog treat, just a people treat. Like real, people people. Not people-like dogs. Just thought we should clarify. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1095


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Blue Q Gum Intentional Bitch Face

Blue Q Gum Intentional Bitch Face

$2.99

Some folks don't want to take credit for their bitch face, but I'm not one of those folks. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box. FS1093


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Blue Q Sensitive Gums Gum
Blue Q Sensitive Gums Gum

Blue Q Sensitive Gums Gum

$2.99

If your gums are always second-guessing themselves, this is the gum for them! 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1097


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Blue Q Dish Towel Cute Little Fuckers

Blue Q Dish Towel Cute Little Fuckers

$13.99

This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w WW322


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Blue Q Gum I'm Not Sarcastic
Blue Q Gum I'm Not Sarcastic

Blue Q Gum I'm Not Sarcastic

$1.95

For those moments when you don't have time for humility. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1074


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Blue Q Gum I Hate You

Blue Q Gum I Hate You

$2.99

We were like, "let's make a mean gum!" and then we did... but then it felt too mean, so we put flowers on it. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1087


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Blue Q Gum Motherfucker Better Card Me!

Blue Q Gum Motherfucker Better Card Me!

$2.99

Hell hath no fury like a woman not carded. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box FS1084


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Blue Q Gum Procrastinate Like Theres No Tomorrow
Blue Q Gum Procrastinate Like Theres No Tomorrow

Blue Q Gum Procrastinate Like Theres No Tomorrow

$2.99

And dance like everyone's watching. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1080


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