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Blue Q Gum Overthinkers
Blue Q Gum Overthinkers

Blue Q Gum Overthinkers

$2.19

Chew over this! 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box. FS1085


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Blue Q Gum Life Isn't That Short

Blue Q Gum Life Isn't That Short

$2.99

I once read that if you continually expose yourself to new and exciting things, time slows down. Unfortunately, I have yet to read that trying new things also prevents wrinkles. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box. FS1075  


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Blue Q Gum At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass

Blue Q Gum At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass

$2.99

Listen, when a couch hands you a compliment, you take it! 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box. FS1073


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Blue Q I'm A Fucking Flower Sweet Pea and Tea Leaves and Freesia

Blue Q I'm A Fucking Flower Sweet Pea and Tea Leaves and Freesia

$12.99

Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Sweet pea and tea leaves. 2 oz./60 ml QQ277


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Blue Q Gum Some People Just Need A High Five

Blue Q Gum Some People Just Need A High Five

$2.99

We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well. Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more. xx 8 pieces of cinnamon gum. FS1017


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Blue Q Gum Let That Shit Go

Blue Q Gum Let That Shit Go

$2.99

Take two deep breaths and call me in the morning. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1077


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Blue Q Gum Instant Irish Accent
Blue Q Gum Instant Irish Accent

Blue Q Gum Instant Irish Accent

$2.19

Our Best-Selling breathspray is now....yep, you guessed it...a Best-Selling gum! Or, we think it will be! 8 pieces of peppermint gum. FS1003


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Blue Q Gum I'm a Girl What's your Super Power?
Blue Q Gum I'm a Girl What's your Super Power?

Blue Q Gum I'm a Girl What's your Super Power?

$2.19

Chew one after breakfast for a extra boost. Chew eight after lunch for world domination. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1068


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Blue Q Gum Ask Your Doctor if Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You

Blue Q Gum Ask Your Doctor if Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You

$2.99

Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1091 


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Blue Q Gum Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home
Blue Q Gum Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home

Blue Q Gum Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home

$2.19

It's not really drinking alone if the cat is home. 8 Pieces of mint gum FS1063


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Blue Q Gum Fuck Me Like The Government

Blue Q Gum Fuck Me Like The Government

$2.99

I won't judge your turn-ons if you don't judge mine, k? 8 pieces of candy-coated, peppermint-flavored gum in each box. FS1061


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Blue Q I'm A Fucking Flower Hand Cream Jasmine with Orange Peel and Pear

Blue Q I'm A Fucking Flower Hand Cream Jasmine with Orange Peel and Pear

$12.99

Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Jasmine with orange peel & pear. 2 oz./60 ml QQ274


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