Novelty
Blue Q Gum Intentional Bitch Face
$2.99
Some folks don't want to take credit for their bitch face, but I'm not one of those folks. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box. FS1093
Blue Q Sensitive Gums Gum
$2.99
If your gums are always second-guessing themselves, this is the gum for them! 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1097
Blue Q Dish Towel Cute Little Fuckers
$13.99
This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w WW322
Blue Q Gum I'm Not Sarcastic
$1.95
For those moments when you don't have time for humility. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1074
Blue Q Gum I Hate You
$2.99
We were like, "let's make a mean gum!" and then we did... but then it felt too mean, so we put flowers on it. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1087
Blue Q Gum Motherfucker Better Card Me!
$2.99
Hell hath no fury like a woman not carded. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box FS1084
Blue Q Gum Procrastinate Like Theres No Tomorrow
$2.99
And dance like everyone's watching. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1080
Blue Q Gum Are You 100
$2.99
I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1092
Blue Q Gum I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower
$2.99
For those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1056
Blue Q Gum Grumpy Old Man
$2.99
There he is, walking on air he is, fairest of the fair he is: Grumpy Old Man. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1096
Blue Q Gum Butthead
$2.99
I'm not too proud to admit that it takes one to know one. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1089
Blue Q Gum Hit Reply All One More Time I Swear To God
$1.95
We don't ALL need to know that you got it, got it?? 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. Quantity FS1083
