Blue Q
Blue Q Gum I Hate You
$2.99
We were like, "let's make a mean gum!" and then we did... but then it felt too mean, so we put flowers on it. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1087
Blue Q Gum I'm So High.
$2.99
I heard that it's super easy to get a medical marijuana prescription when you're a sloth. 8 pieces of candy-coated, peppermint-flavored gum in each box. FS1069
Blue Q Gum Karma Is A Lazy Bitch
$2.99
If anyone knows about karma, it's an owl. It's true - I read it on the internet. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1072
Blue Q Gum Let That Shit Go
$2.99
Take two deep breaths and call me in the morning. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box. FS1077
Blue Q Gum Life Isn't That Short
$2.99
I once read that if you continually expose yourself to new and exciting things, time slows down. Unfortunately, I have yet to read that trying new things also prevents wrinkles. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box. FS1075
Blue Q Gum Motherfucker Better Card Me!
$2.99
Hell hath no fury like a woman not carded. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box FS1084
Blue Q Gum People to Meet Dogs
$2.99
Not a dog treat, just a people treat. Like real, people people. Not people-like dogs. Just thought we should clarify. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1095
Blue Q Gum Reproducing
$2.99
I'm pretty sure that everyone can agree on this one, even parents. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box. FS1090
Blue Q Gum Some People Just Need A High Five
$2.99
We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well. Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more. xx 8 pieces of cinnamon gum. FS1017