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Whiskey River Midlife Crisis Pencils
$12.99
WHO SAYS EXISTENTIAL DREAD CAN'T BE FUN? Congratulations, you’ve made it to middle age! All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin’ leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, you’ve earned it, after all. At least that’s wha...
Whiskey River Parent Teachers Candle
$31.99
Whiskey River Soap Co. Parent Teacher 17 oz 60 Hour Burn Time 2019 Nostalgia Green Sprint Scented WHISYOU-C The quadratic WHAT? Kid, I was never that good at math. I failed algebra twice. I'm more of a baking delicious cupcakes/good movie finder type of personality. Can't you just find some random 8-year-old YouTuber halfway around the worl...
Whiskey River Puzzle Island Of Self Pity
$20.99
A one-way trip to your own private island of feeling sorry for yourself! Welcome to the Isle of Self Pity, the only vacation destination in the Sea of Wet Hot Tears where you can surf, catch some rays, and bask in the blinding narcissism of knowing that you have it worse than anyone who has ever lived on this wretched and cold-hearted planet. ...
Whiskey River Soap Epic Fails
$9.99
Epic Fails Front Reads: Smells like teeny tiny mistake, ok? But hopefully this soap will make up for it, it's like all handmade and stuff. Back Reads: Apologetically foaming soap. Helps wash away failure. Limits new mistakes Fragrance: Pepsi Latte
Whiskey River Soap Fake News
$9.99
Smells like Twitter. Not MY Twitter. Mine is filled with completely factual alternative facts like "pizza is a salad" and "the world is two years old" and "I was the prom queen AND king four years in a row." What? Don't debate me on this. I'll just tweet FAKE NEWS and be a winner like always. Know what you are? SAD. Orange Kool-Aid ScentedNet We...
Whiskey River Soap Gettin Lit
$9.99
Wait, what's today? Oh, hahaha. Like I care. What're we doing for lunch? Because I just found this adorable little bottle of mezcal under my car seat. That, plus a can of La Croix, and we're in business! The lunch business, I mean. I do have to get back by 3 for a video conference on "User Engagement Post-Snapchat." Whatever that means. I'll be ...
Whiskey River Soaps Essential Workers
$9.99
Our limited edition Soap For Essential Workers is for all those workers out there on the front lines. All of you are heroes. From the hospital staff all the way to the people that put the side of Ranch dressing into my bag for curbside pickup. Maybe it's not the same kind of hero, but still... thanks for being essential! Oh... and no, animal cra...
Whiskey River Soaps Love Stinks
$9.99
Yeah, yeah, love stinks It does, doesn't it? And this is the LAST time I'm getting fooled by love. Not happening again. So don't expect to see me on Bumble ever again. That's right. I'm done. Forever. Wait, what were you just saying about your yoga instructor being single? Chocolate Strawberries Scented Net Weight: 6 oz.
Whiskey River Stick It Tricky Stickers
$9.99
STICK IT!60 Tricky Stickers Hey, check it out! This new iPhone contains “real raisins”! Yeah, we know these stickers are silly. But so are we! And so are the crazy marketing claims that scream at us from every direction, every single day of our lives. Believe me, your Great Aunt Phyllis is going to love finding out that her pudding cups were man...
Whiskey River The Youngest Candle
$22.99
Well, your brother needs new shoes. Mom packed lunches, signed permission slips, and dropped off your siblings at school before moseying down to the hospital for your arrival, so the story goes. And you consider yourself lucky that someone even remembered to take you home. But don’t worry, your turn will come… someday. In the meantime, dig throu...
Whiskey River Truth Pencils
$12.99
I'm a fake vegan. Hey, wouldn’t it be nice if people just told the truth every once in a while? I mean, nobody wants to hear that Susan thinks your baby is weird looking, but does she have to go on and on about how ADORABLE he is, only to snicker with the entire Human Resources department behind your back? Susan, Susan, Susan. Just wait til you ...
Wilton 4 piece Football Cookie Cutter Set
$5.95
Wilton 4 Piece Football Cookie Cutter Set. Includes 3" Pennant, Football, Jersey and Helmet. SKU - 2308-1263
