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Wellspring Flip Notes Green Camouflage
$11.99
You will wonder how you ever lived without our best-selling Flip Note. We have thought of everything on this handy note pad. The blank note pad has a metal case- keeps edges from ruffling and tearing, and a handy retractable pen which keeps the protective cover in place. Slide the pen up and the cover flips open. Note pad is perforated- no messy...
Whiskey River Astrology Candles
$18.99
Whiskey River Astrology Candles Write In Order Description the Desired Type of Candle The Types are as following, Capricon, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, and Sagittarius. Have you ever seen a more perfect gift for astrology lovers than this candle? This candle contains a blend of scents that corr...
Whiskey River Astrology Pencils Aries
$12.99
ARIESMarch 21 - April 19Aries Traits:• Born Winner• Confrontational• Overachiever• Competitive• Hot-Tempered• Type APencils:• I COULD'VE EASILY GONE PRO• FIGHT ME• I ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I'M DOING• FOR MY NEXT TRICK...• NEAR PERFECTION• UNFINISHED PROJECTS PENCIL• WROTE THE 1ST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB• 100% (Backwards selfie pencil!)
Whiskey River Astrology Pencils Capricorn
$12.99
CAPRICORN December 22 - January 19Capricorn Traits:• Domineering• Sarcastic• Basic Workaholic• Goal-Oriented• Cynical• StubbornPencils:• EVERY SILVER LINING HAS A CLOUD• MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY• EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLIN'• BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART• BOSSY AF• MY PAY STUBS ARE LIT• BECAUSE I READ THE MANUAL• CONTROL FREEEEEAK (Backwards selfie pencil!)
Whiskey River Astrology Pencils Scorpio
$12.99
SCORPIOOctober 23 - November 21Scorpio Traits:• Passionate• Obsessive• Vindictive• Suspicious• Intense• CompetitivePencils:• CHECKMATE.• WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?• REVENGE IS BEST SERVED CONSTANTLY• TWIRLING MY INVISIBLE MOUSTACHE• EVIL MASTERMIND• BEST FRENEMIES FOREVER• PROFESSIONAL STALKER• FIERCE AF (Backwards selfie pencil!) Contains 8 Standard No...
Whiskey River Boomers VS Mill Pencils
$12.99
whiskey river boomers vs millennials pencils PASS THE POPCORN. With the two largest generations in history at each other’s virtual throats on social media, this is the most epic battle since white or wheat. Who’s more entitled? Who’s more maligned? And does it even matter? HEY. Of course it does. Ask any one of them. But really. Pass the popcorn...
Whiskey River Dog People Air Freshner
$6.99
Dog People Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know. Grassy Dog Park Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1/2″ x 3″ H; comes with nylon ha...
Whiskey River Fuck It Paint Can Candle
$29.99
Fuck It. I'm done. Bergamot, Tobacco & Yuzu Scented
Whiskey River Liquid Hand Soap Fake News
$15.99
Fake News! Washing hands is dumb! I'll never believe anything you say about these so-called invisible germs! Science isn't real! And why am I always getting sick? Clean TangerineNet Weight: 8 oz.All-natural, organic, vegan liquid castile soap scented with essential oil bottled in amber glass. Not tested on animals© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Whiskey River Liquid Hand Soap Silently
$15.99
Silently Judging! Yes, I'm silently judging you for not washing your hands. Dirtball. Lemon LoserNet Weight: 8 oz.All-natural, organic, vegan liquid castile soap scented with essential oil bottled in amber glass. Not tested on animals© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Whiskey River Little White Lies Pencils
$12.99
OMG, Crossfit? YES. I looooove working out. If I could, I would do it 24/7. It’s just that I have all these obligations and such since I took that sabbatical from work. Oh, yeah, technically they called it “fired” but I was going to take a creative break anyway. And I LOVE my free time! I mean, I don’t really have any, of course, and that’s why ...
Whiskey River Marry Candle
$14.99
Who Would You Rather... Fuck, Marry, Kill?Marry Candle Fuck, Marry, Kill, as described by Wikipedia (sorry, teachers), is a popular social forced-choice question and answer game that has existed for decades. In the game, one person poses three names, typically either names of people in their personal lives, or names of celebrities. The other per...
