{"product_id":"wr-soap-morning-people","title":"Whiskey River Soap Morning People","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSmells like a hell no.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\nEveryone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSugar Cereal Coma Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co. LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41636621648041,"sku":"15638","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1499\/0562\/products\/IMG_9964_1024x1024_721x_720x_e3d819fa-638e-4946-adad-bac94add2e9d.jpg?v=1649099257","url":"https:\/\/simpletidings.com\/products\/wr-soap-morning-people","provider":"Simple Tidings \u0026 Kitchen","version":"1.0","type":"link"}