Whiskey River Soap Co. LLC
Whiskey River Unf*ck yourself
$28.99
One super deluxe pint of unf*ck = yourself. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Morning Do-Over Scented Notes of coffee and sweet pastriesNet Weight: Approximately 17 oz.Burn time: 60 hoursNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.© 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Whiskey River Zero Fucks Pencils
$12.99
No fucks. We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you! Even though you couldn't give a F. We know. Fresh out.
Whisky River Cool Dads Pencils
$12.99
SO FUNNY, I FORGOT TO LAUGH. Where in the heck are you and the other dads getting these so-called “jokes” from anyway, Corny Dads Quarterly? I mean, come on now… Does every conversation need a fart reference? Are you all a hive mind? I’m kidding, Dad. I totally respect the dad comedy. You’ve always said that money doesn’t grow on trees, but mayb...
