Whiskey River Soap Co. LLC
Whiskey River Soap Book Club
$9.99
Product description Meet me out back by the dumpster Because that's where I host my weekly book club. Entry fee is a 40 and a bag of spicy pork rinds. There's generally two or three of us and we intelligently discuss the latest local mug shot newspapers. You'd be surprised at the poetry and word play in some of those. Don't believe me? Fine. Go ...
Whiskey River Soap Epic Fails
$9.99
Epic Fails Front Reads: Smells like teeny tiny mistake, ok? But hopefully this soap will make up for it, it's like all handmade and stuff. Back Reads: Apologetically foaming soap. Helps wash away failure. Limits new mistakes Fragrance: Pepsi Latte
Whiskey River Soap Fake News
$9.99
Smells like Twitter. Not MY Twitter. Mine is filled with completely factual alternative facts like "pizza is a salad" and "the world is two years old" and "I was the prom queen AND king four years in a row." What? Don't debate me on this. I'll just tweet FAKE NEWS and be a winner like always. Know what you are? SAD. Orange Kool-Aid ScentedNet We...
Whiskey River Soap Gettin Lit
$9.99
Wait, what's today? Oh, hahaha. Like I care. What're we doing for lunch? Because I just found this adorable little bottle of mezcal under my car seat. That, plus a can of La Croix, and we're in business! The lunch business, I mean. I do have to get back by 3 for a video conference on "User Engagement Post-Snapchat." Whatever that means. I'll be ...
Whiskey River Soap Morning People
$9.99
Smells like a hell no. Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a sin...
Whiskey River Soap Single Ladies
$9.99
Know what's fun? Hanging out with my friends. Focusing on my career. Doing shots all night. Binge watching Riverdale. Eating a whole thing of Halo Top at 2 a.m. Not having to answer to anyone... just sayin'. Oh, and checking for texts. And orbiting. And checking my horoscope. And crying in the shower. STILL. Like when it's summer and you start m...
Whiskey River Soap Working From Home
$9.99
Oh yay... Another zoom meeting in ten minutes. I'm still on the one that started two hours ago and I don't think it's ever gonna end. How the heck am I supposed to refill my coffee mug with more whiskey now? Prize-winning soap design from our Pandemic 2020 Design Your Own Soap Contest, submitted by Gigi Greene. Whiskey with a Splash of CoffeeNet...
Whiskey River Soaps Essential Workers
$9.99
Our limited edition Soap For Essential Workers is for all those workers out there on the front lines. All of you are heroes. From the hospital staff all the way to the people that put the side of Ranch dressing into my bag for curbside pickup. Maybe it's not the same kind of hero, but still... thanks for being essential! Oh... and no, animal cra...
Whiskey River Soaps Love Stinks
$9.99
Yeah, yeah, love stinks It does, doesn't it? And this is the LAST time I'm getting fooled by love. Not happening again. So don't expect to see me on Bumble ever again. That's right. I'm done. Forever. Wait, what were you just saying about your yoga instructor being single? Chocolate Strawberries Scented Net Weight: 6 oz.
Whiskey River Stick It Tricky Stickers
$9.99
STICK IT!60 Tricky Stickers Hey, check it out! This new iPhone contains “real raisins”! Yeah, we know these stickers are silly. But so are we! And so are the crazy marketing claims that scream at us from every direction, every single day of our lives. Believe me, your Great Aunt Phyllis is going to love finding out that her pudding cups were man...
Whiskey River The Youngest Candle
$22.99
Well, your brother needs new shoes. Mom packed lunches, signed permission slips, and dropped off your siblings at school before moseying down to the hospital for your arrival, so the story goes. And you consider yourself lucky that someone even remembered to take you home. But don’t worry, your turn will come… someday. In the meantime, dig throu...
Whiskey River Truth Pencils
$12.99
I'm a fake vegan. Hey, wouldn’t it be nice if people just told the truth every once in a while? I mean, nobody wants to hear that Susan thinks your baby is weird looking, but does she have to go on and on about how ADORABLE he is, only to snicker with the entire Human Resources department behind your back? Susan, Susan, Susan. Just wait til you ...
