Whiskey River Soap Co. LLC
Whiskey River Okay Moms Pencils
$12.99
CONGRATULATIONS. You're the world's okayest mom! Please don’t take offense! Face it, perfect moms are the absolute worst, what with their spotless car seats, healthy and organic snacks packed neatly in recyclable containers, and quick-draw first aid kits. Okay moms are where it’s at. Okay moms are where you want to live: sippy cup wine, the five...
Whiskey River Outdoor People Air Freshener
$9.99
Sunsets just get me. If I'm inside, you can bet I'm thinking of being out. I'm just never more comfortable than when I'm knee-deep in swamps, poison ivy, and cicadas. In fact, I once knitted an entire sweater out of coyote fur and campfire smoke. If you don't believe me, check my Insta pics. I'm the one with the fierce abs, trail mix, and year-r...
Whiskey River Parent Teachers Candle
$31.99
Whiskey River Soap Co. Parent Teacher 17 oz 60 Hour Burn Time 2019 Nostalgia Green Sprint Scented WHISYOU-C The quadratic WHAT? Kid, I was never that good at math. I failed algebra twice. I'm more of a baking delicious cupcakes/good movie finder type of personality. Can't you just find some random 8-year-old YouTuber halfway around the worl...
Whiskey River Passive Aggressive Pencils
$12.99
Let's face it - nobody has the energy to be straightforward all the time. Each of the 8 pencils in this pack contains a message that's sure to resonate with anyone who's prone to hiding their feelings, including "WHAT GRUDGE?" and "I PREFER PENS, BUT THIS IS FINE." They make a terrific conversation-starter or gift for a friend with a silly sense...
Whiskey River Pencils For Teachers
$12.99
IT'S A SNOW DAY SOMEWHERE... But not for you! You have another full day of dealing with other people’s children AND their classroom shenanigans. And it’s not that you don’t love teaching. It’s more that nobody truly appreciates all the garbage you go through just to do your job. Isn’t it time people started thanking YOU for YOUR service? Teach...
Whiskey River Puzzle Bad Decision Bluffs
$20.99
Breathtaking views of all your bad decisions crashing into the shore! Welcome to Bad Decision Bluffs, where sky-high hopes and dreams meet the chaotic turbulence of the rough waters below. Perch on the edge—pretty much as far out as you can go—to get the best view of each and every poor decision you’ve ever made, including wearing fancy shoes to...
Whiskey River Puzzle FOMO Mountain
$20.99
A great spot to sit and wonder what cool stuff everyone else is doing! Welcome to FOMO Mountain, a place you frequently visit when you’re scrolling through social media feeds wondering why nobody ever invites you to the really fun stuff like personal family vacations and celebrity destination weddings on private islands where you don’t actually ...
Whiskey River Puzzle Hot Mess Desert
$20.99
The perfect place to nurse a hangover while fending off rattlesnakes! Welcome to the unadulterated beauty of the Hot Mess Desert! A true adventurer’s destination for those looking to camp, hike, star-gaze, and throw buckets of fuel on the burning dumpster fire that is your current life. On top of that, you’ll probably end up with a massive sunbu...
Whiskey River Puzzle Island Of Self Pity
$20.99
A one-way trip to your own private island of feeling sorry for yourself! Welcome to the Isle of Self Pity, the only vacation destination in the Sea of Wet Hot Tears where you can surf, catch some rays, and bask in the blinding narcissism of knowing that you have it worse than anyone who has ever lived on this wretched and cold-hearted planet. ...
Whiskey River Shit Show Air Freshener
$9.99
Shit Shows Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know. Fireball Shots Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1/2″ x 3″ H; comes with nylon ha...
Whiskey River Shit Show Colored Pencil Set
$13.99
Shit Show. Who doesn’t love colored pencils? Turn that gray world Technicolor with our new Shit Show Colored Pencil Set. Shit Show Colored Pencils 8-Pack8 brightly colored pre-sharpened pencils packed into a sturdy slide-out box© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Whiskey River Soap Awkward Moments
$9.99
Um, awkwaaard. Ah, memories. Look, everyone has a few awkward moments in their past. Flat-out embarrassing and impossible to shake off, this is the stuff life is made of. I should know. I clock in two or three of these every few minutes, and that's just on Twitter. In real life, I'm a complete train wreck. And proud of it! You should be, too. Th...
