Whiskey River Soap Co. LLC
Whiskey River Bath Bomb Zero F's
$9.99
Smells like you have none left to give (and frankly, we don't blame you. Much.) New packaging! Snarky, sarcastic, funny and true! Creamsicle scented. 6 oz. For adult use only. Note: Bath bombs are handmade–so no two bombs are identical.
Whiskey River Boomers VS Mill Pencils
$12.99
whiskey river boomers vs millennials pencils PASS THE POPCORN. With the two largest generations in history at each other’s virtual throats on social media, this is the most epic battle since white or wheat. Who’s more entitled? Who’s more maligned? And does it even matter? HEY. Of course it does. Ask any one of them. But really. Pass the popcorn...
Whiskey River Caffeine Addicts Air Freshener
$9.99
Don't talk to me before my first coffee.I mean it. I need at least a full pot before I can even talk properly. I don't know exactly how I got here but I'm definitely digging it. Without sporting vibrating knees and jittery teeth, is it really even me at this point? I wear caffeine like a suit of armor. My own personal suit of piping-hot, nutty-f...
Whiskey River Can Of Whoop Ass Paint Candle
$29.99
1 premium can of whoop ass Open if you dare. Sucker Punch Scented Notes of lemon and coconutNet Weight: Approximately 17 oz.Burn time: 60 hoursNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.© 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Whiskey River Cat People Air Freshener
$9.99
Cat People Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know. Warm Milk Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1/2″ x 3″ H; comes with nylon hanging ...
Whiskey River Classy AF Air Freshener
$9.99
Classy AF Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know. Dry Shampoo Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1/2″ x 3″ H; comes with nylon hanging...
Whiskey River Cool Aunt Air Freshener
$9.99
Honey, hand me that bottle? Your auntie needs another top-off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me life right now. I don't know why your mom complains so much, you two are absolute angels. You know, she wasn't al...
Whiskey River Days Of The Week Pencils
$12.99
WOW, WHAT A CONCEPT. No longer do you have an excuse not to use a fresh pencil each and every day! Plus, we’ve even included (at no extra cost) a handy Blursday pencil for those days when you can’t be bothered to figure out what day it actually is. And honestly, if you’re buying these pencils, that’s probably gonna be pretty often. Days of the...
Whiskey River Dog People Air Freshner
$6.99
Dog People Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know. Grassy Dog Park Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1/2″ x 3″ H; comes with nylon ha...
Whiskey River Dog People Pencils
$12.99
IT WAS THE DOG, I SWEAR! Look, I don’t know if you know this about my dog, but he’s verrry gassy. So if you get a whiff of anything remotely off, it was the dog, ok? He’s also responsible for the missing cheesecake in the fridge. I don’t know how he does it! The scoundrel. Dog People Pencils8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
Whiskey River Fuck It Paint Can Candle
$29.99
Fuck It. I'm done. Bergamot, Tobacco & Yuzu Scented
Whiskey River Grammar Police Pencils
$12.99
Bad grammar is serious business! This set of eight Pencils for Grammar Police is perfect for the person who's appointed themselves the proofreader for everyone around them - each pencil contains a different sassy message, such as "To serve and correct" and "You lost me at 'Your beautiful.'" It's a surefire way to make corrections with a dose of ...
