Novelty
Blue Q Beanie Brain Warmer for Big Thinkers
$26.99
Just over here, trying to accommodate the geniuses of the world. And hey, that's you! The removable packaging makes it a perfect gift. The embroidered tag makes it an iconic fashion statement. Knit with soft and cozy 100% recycled polyester. One size fits all.
Blue Q Classified Zipper Pouch
$9.99
ONLY for individuals with verifiable records as top secret-keepers. Experience with mid-level secrets will not apply. 95% post consumer recycled material.
Blue Q Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks
$16.99
Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man! Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Blue Q Sneaker Socks Introverting is the best Verting
$15.99
That's right! Certified "the best verting" by Wirecutter and Consumer Reports. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8. L/XL fits women's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12. 39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3% spandex.
Blue Q Sneaker Socks Sun & Clouds
$15.99
I'm good with whatever, as long as we're not talking about a wintry mix. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8. L/XL fits women's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12. 39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3% spandex.
Blue Q Sneaker Socks Hide and Go Read
$15.99
Just like the classic childhood game, but better because you can play it alone. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8. L/XL fits women's shoe size 9-13/men's shoe size 8-12. 39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3% spandex.
Blue Q Oven Mitt 5Pm I love cooking 7Pm F this
$17.99
We had such energy ... such enthusiasm ... such naivete when when it all began. But now? Now that's over. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Blue Q Oven Mitt I followed a Recipe Once and it Fucking Sucked
$17.99
1 cup of never again, 3 teaspoons of blah blah blah. Bada bing! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Blue Q Men's Crew Sock I'll take one order of woods
$16.99
This place has everything! Great service. Love the ambiance. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.
Blue Q Fucking Flower Blush Magnolia with Vanilla Sandalwood Hand Cream
$13.99
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like blush magnolia with vanilla & sandalwood.
Blue Q Shopper Flower Fest
$15.99
Bring this bag to a party... or let this bag bring the party to you! 95% post consumer recycled material.16"w X 15"h X 6"d
Blue Q Mens Crew Socks Retired as Fuck
$16.99
Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 63% combed cotton,34% nylon, 3% spandex.
