Novelty
Emergency Affirmations
$13.99
You know how you are awesome every second of every day, but other people, yawn, are too caught up in their own stuff to notice? Take this Emergency Affirmation Button with you and it's just like having a best friend that always says the right thing when you need it. So next time you do something excellent (yet again) and no one seems to recogniz...
Deluxe Rubber Chicken 18.5"
$11.99
Archie McPhee Delux Rubber Chicken. 18.5" hilarious inches longExpertly hand-paintedSuperior quality latex feels like plucked poultry skinThe ultimate housewarming gift SKU - 09511
Rubber Chicken Finger Puppet 6.5"
$5.99
Archie McPhee Rubber Chicken Finger Puppet. Made of latexVery realistic plucked chickenTurns hand into traditional rubber chicken (funny) SKU - 12781
Cat Finger Puppet
$2.99
Archie McPhee Cat Finger Puppet. Four different stylesMade of soft vinyl2” tall Price includes one puppet. SKU - 12760
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
$8.95
Archie McPhee Inflatable Unicorn Horn. The next time you hear that mystical whinny, just remove your unicorn horn from the tin, inflate it, and secure the elastic strap around your head. Suddenly, you are a unicorn! Transform even the most mundane activities into a dramatic statement. 11" inflatable unicorn hornAttaches to head with elastic band...
Duck Feet
$1.69
Archie McPhee Duck Feet. Wear on your fingers. Each is 2-1/8” tall. So realistic your hand will want to fly south for the winter. Price includes one duck foot. SKU - 12678
Emergency Chicken
$12.99
Archie McPhee Emergency Chicken. This 3½" electronic Emergency Chicken noisemaker fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. It includes four sounds — peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk. Electronic sound makerProduces four sounds at the touch of a buttonPeep, cluck, morning crow and squawkBatteries included SKU - 12889
Emergency Cat
$12.99
Archie McPhee Emergency Cat. The Emergency Cat Sounds noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one step closer to a universal cat translator. This 3-1/2" electronic Emergency Cat noisemaker includes four sounds—mew, meow...
Emergency Bigfoot
$12.99
Archie McPhee Emergency Bigfoot. Electronic sound makerProduces four sounds at the touch of a buttonHowl, snort, roar and groanBatteries included SKU - 12745
15 Sloth Nurse Bandages
$7.99
Archie McPhee Sloth Nurse Bandages. Fifteen 3" x 1" bandages3-3/4" tall metal tinIncludes a free prizeDecorated with Sloth Nurse SKU - 12700
Wind up Chattering Teeth
$5.99
Archie McPhee Wind Up Chattering Teeth. Wind-up, plastic teethTeeth chatter and move when wound2-1/2” x 2-1/2” x 1-1/2”Old school hilarity SKU - 12219
Unicorn Discovery Kit
$18.99
Archie McPhee Unicorn Discovery Kit. Thick cardboard box filled with unicorn itemsBox is 7" x 5" x 1-1/2"Includes stickers, membership card, dream journal and more! A detailed instruction booklet and an Inflatable Unicorn Horn. Only for people serious about unicorns. SKU - 12635
