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15 Shakespeare Insult Bandages
$6.99
Archie McPhee 15 Shakespeare Insult Bandages. Rapscallion, treat the damage to thy self with Shakespearean Insult Bandages. These plasters will help to heal boo-boos and scrapes caused by rapiers both sword and wit. The wound binding of choice for curs, blackguards, scoundrels and wretches. This set of fifteen 3" x 1" assorted bandages have an i...
Rubber Chicken Socks
$11.99
Archie McPhee Rubber Chicken Socks. Socks for your feet Soft combed cotton blend Decorated with a rubber chicken Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12 SKU - 12683
Rubber Chicken Keychain
$2.99
Archie McPhee Rubber Chicken Keychain. The bright yellow color and bumpy skin make it easy to locate if you’re groping around in your bag or backpack. Keyring shaped like a Rubber Chicken 3” soft vinyl chicken Metal ring Holds keys, is funny SKU - 12822
15 Rubber Chicken Bandages
$6.99
Archie McPhee Rubber Chicken Bandages. Rubber Chicken Bandages are just the thing to bring a smile to your face after you skin your knee or get a papercut. Fifteen 3" x 1" bandages Decorated with rubber chickens 3-3/4" tall metal tin Includes a free prize SKU - 12780
Rubber Chicken Air Freshener
$4.99
Archie McPhee Rubber Chicken Air Freshener. Made of heavy card stock. String for hanging included. 6” tallHeavy cardstockHilariousSmells like bubblegum SKU - 12808
Finger Hands in Rainbow Colors
$2.99
Archie McPhee Finger Hands in Rainbow Colors. Each soft rubber 2-3/4” hand slips on an adult finger and turns your finger into an arm supporting a colorful hand. Left and right hands available as well as red, yellow, blue, green and purple colors. Specify color choice in Order Comment Section. 2-3/4” tallMade of soft rubberAssortment of five di...
Racing Babies
$5.99
Archie McPhee Racing Babies. Gentlemen, start your babies! You have to buy more than one of these wheeled, pull-back babies to truly race them. Just line up the soft vinyl and plastic, 2-1/4" bundles of joy and start the countdown. Specify choice in Order Comment Section. 2-1/4” longSoft vinyl and plasticFrom Daytona to Daycare SKU - 12872
The Punching Nun Puppet
$18.99
Archie McPhee The Punching Nun Puppet. Plastic and cloth puppet of a boxing nun13" tallPunches when levers are pushedShe fights for what’s right SKU - 12720
15 Pickle Bandages
$6.99
Archie McPhee 15 Pickle Bandages. 15 3" x 1" pickle-shaped bandages3-3/4" tall metal pocket tinFree prize makes owies less ouchySterile gauze pads completely brine-free SKU - 11818
Mustache Batstache
$5.95
Archie McPhee Mustache Batstache. Turn your facial hair into a facial scare with the Batstache! Great for goths, vampires and unoriginal superheroes. Each spooky 'stache is made of lifelike synthetic hair and fits most upper lips. A mustache shaped like a batRemove back to reveal adhesiveFits comfortably on most adult facesDoes not make you a su...
Mini Hands
$0.89
Archie McPhee Mini Hands. These are small enough that they fit on the fingers of our regular Finger Hands. Each is 1-1/2" tallTiny right & left handsAssortment of two skin tones Price includes one mini hand. SKU - 12759
It's Your Lucky Day Good Luck Kit
$13.99
Archie McPhee It's Your Lucky Day Good Luck Kit. This Good Luck Kit contains everything you need to give someone a lucky day. Most importantly, it comes with a pair of lucky socks (cotton/poly blend, one size fits most) to wear when you need them. Also included are lucky tattoos, a lucky button, a lucky keychain and a booklet that explains lucky...
