Gift Ideas
Blue Q Gum Are Chill Pills Real
$2.99
Looks like it's your lucky day, because they do and you can! But you need to know someone who has an in. Do you know someone who has an in? 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1076
Blue Q Gum I'm Not Shaving For This.
$2.99
Mermaids: they're just like us. By which I mean, they prioritize. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box FS1066
Blue Q Gum Best Buds
$2.99
This gum has been made with a very special, mind-altering ingredient. It's called LOVE. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box. FS1058
Blue Q Dish Towel Hot Sauce Gone Wild
$13.99
There's no knowing what happens when you close the fridge door. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w WW334
Blue Q Dishtowel I Want A Fucking Pizza
$13.99
I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w WW306
Blue Q Just Taking This Shit In Womens Crew Socks
$13.99
Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex. SW526
Blue Q Dear Wine, Yes. Womens Crew Socks
$13.99
I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex. SW536
Blue Q Greens Aren't Boring You're Boring Apron
$35.99
If you come at greens again I will chop your stem off! You've been warned. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap. WW819
Blue Q Dear Wine, Yes. Oven Mitt
$17.99
How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. WW138
Blue Q Beer Me Apron
$35.99
The term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are endless. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, WW821
Blue Q Dish Towel Made From Scratch
$15.99
Look at this cat, so pleased with herself becuase she's ripped the hell out your great-grandmother's armchair. But you forgive her, becuase that chicken noodle soup she made was DELISH. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage...
Blue Q Apron I've Heard Good Things About Wine
$35.99
I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap. WW823