Christmas Collection
Blue Q I Heart my Vagina
$3.99
Finally, the long-awaited follow-up to our famous "I Heart My Penis" gum. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box.
Blue Q You're Kind Of A Legend Gum
$3.99
I've heard some seriously big things about you. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box.
Blue Q Eldest Child Gum
$3.99
But what if someone needs me? 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box.
Blue Q Middle Child Gum
$3.99
Finally, a little recognition. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box.
Blue Q Sisters are The Shit Gum
$3.99
Sisters know what's up. They always know, whether you want them to or not. And that's the best. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box.
Blue Q My Therapist Really Enjoys Our Stories Gum
$2.99
If you think about it, I bet you can guess which ones. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box.
Blue Q Here Comes Cool Dad Gum
$3.99
Yaay! Cool dad is here! Time to do some cool stuff together! 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box.
Blue Q Vegetarian Gum
$3.99
I wouldn't go so far as to call this gum plant-based exactly, but it IS truly vegetarian. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box.
Blue Q Sick Sense Of Humor Gum
$3.99
Honestly, what is wrong with you?! That's just messed up. 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum in each box.
Blue Q Moms Are The Shit Gum
$3.99
Moms do tons of shit, know tons of shit and, quite simply, ARE the shit. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box.
Blue Q Scum Gum
$3.99
Can something that rhymes so well really be that mean? 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box.
Primitives by Kathy Let's Bake Stuff And Watch Movies Socks
$14.99
These colorful socks feature woven designs with coordinating "Let's Bake Stuff And Watch Christmas Movies" sentiment. Cotton, nylon, spandex. One size fits most.






















